When my Wife met my Girlfriend

Chords  E 022100   A X02220   B7 X21202


Verse
E
Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell

E
I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to "go to hell"

A
I crawled in the window I got inside

E
She kicked me in the balls and then i cried

B7
Called me a name said i lied

E
Kicked me again and i thought i died

A
Took my clothes set 'em on fire

E
hit me with her curlin' iron

A
I tried to stop it with my watch

B7
and then she kicked me in the crotch again

Chorus
     A                 B7              E
yeah todays the day my wife met my girlfriend